US media ignores heroic Norwegian lesbian couple

Hege Dalen and Toril Hansen

It’s those filthy, immoral, society-burning gheyz again. When they’re not busy kicking puppies and orchestrating the pulverization of Christendom, you can always count on them to be up to absolutely no good, such as … risking their lives to save dozens of teenagers during a terrorist rampage?:

Hege Dalen and her spouse, Toril Hansen were near Utöyan having dinner on the opposite shore across from the ill-fated campsite, when they began to hear gunfire and screaming on the island.

“We were eating. Then shooting and then the awful screaming. We saw how the young people ran in panic into the lake,” says Dale to HS in an interview.

The couple immediately took action and pushed the boat into Lake Tyrifjorden.

Dalen and Hansen drove the boat to the island, picked up from the water victims in shock, the young and wounded, and transported them to the opposite shore to the mainland. Between runs they saw that the bullets had hit the right side of the boat.

Since there were so many and not all fit at once aboard, they returned to the island four times.

They were able to rescue 40 young people from the clutches of the killer.

“We did not sleep last night at all. Today, we have been together and talked about the events,” Dalen said.

Of course, it’s clear how this latest bit of unbridled selfless heroism was really just a publicity stunt to promote their evil ways. Which is obviously why, as I write this, the US mainstream media hasn’t uttered a single peep about it; they’re far too cunning and journalistically ethical and honest to fall for such a sleazy bid for attention as repeatedly putting oneself in mortal danger to save dozens of young lives from a gun-toting madman. That’s just amateurish.

Just you wait. Next thing you know, these same-sex perverts are gonna go and single-handedly fix the global economy and wrestle Cthulhu back into the pits of the ocean. Let’s hope the brave US media doesn’t mention them then, either.

(via Pharyngula)

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