I guess I’m a disbelieber now, too:
Yesterday night Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank House, together with his friends and guards. Fans were waiting outside to see a glimpse of him. He stayed more than an hour in the museum. In our guestbook he wrote: "Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber."
Yeah … if only she hadn’t been too busy hiding from a genocidal regime to fantasize about the teen pop sensation du jour.
(I was, of course, only joking with that title – it’s offenses like getting drunk at home or false accusations that ruin celebrities, not merely being so egocentric that they presumably sleep with plushies of themselves.)