BLOND-HAIRED MAN: I’ve heard tell that private citizens were once allowed to own them.
BLOND-HAIRED MAN: How did we Americans lose that precious right of ownership?
BLACK-HAIRED MAN: I know not. Let us ask the very old one. Perhaps he remembers.
BLACK-HAIRED MAN: Very old one, how did it happen? How did the government…
VERY OLD MAN: Shhh! There are government ears everywhere!
VERY OLD MAN: Long ago, we were happy and free. Responsible owners made sure they were stored and used properly.
VERY OLD MAN: Then the government said we’d have to register each and every one of them.
VERY OLD MAN: It seemed reasonable. They are dangerous things. But I know what the government really wanted.
I and others fought it with all our strength. But the feds needed this foothold and would not be denied.
VERY OLD MAN: We lost. And the government had taken the first step on its inexorable path.
VERY OLD MAN: Soon after the registration requirement, sure enough, suddenly you needed a license to use one.
VERY OLD MAN: Next you were prohibited from owning one without holding insurance! Then came the final step that brought us to today…
VERY OLD MAN: The illegalization of car ownership!
BLOND-HAIRED MAN: The fools! Reasonable regulation of dangerous instruments always leads to tyranny!