How to use the gays’ disastrous powers for good

Zach Weiner has figured it out:

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PANEL 1 —

MAN: Mr. President, it’s clear to me – the reason we have natural disasters is that we let the homos practice their UNnatural lifestyle.

PRESIDENT: My God … How come no one told me?

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PANEL 2 —

PRESIDENT: Why … if that’s true …

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PANEL 3 —

(SOON …)

The President addresses silhouettes that wear rainbow flag patches.

PRESIDENT: Welcome to the C.I.Gay. You are an elite force of the gayest individuals in America. You are a lightning rod for God’s wrath, and it’s up to you to use that power for good.

What devious ways shall be devised? Find out when SMBC returns! … Or just go see the full comic right here.

(via Pharyngula)