Repent & Reload: Betty Bowers for the GOP

America’s Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, wants to help pathless wingnuts find their way home:

My transcript: (click the [+/-] to open/close →)

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If you believe that gays are destroying the sanctity of marriage – and share this view with all your ex-wives and mistresses;

If you think praying in public is the best way to honor a god who told you “don’t pray in public”;

If you think that scientific evidence is something you choose to believe, not try to understand;

If the only place that scares you more than the Middle East is California;

If you revere a god because he helped poor people 2,000 years ago, but you ridicule anyone who tries it today;

If you’re not convinced that Obama was born in America, but you do believe Jesus was born in a virgin;

If you say you hate homosexuals, but you talk about gay sex more than they do;

If you support our troops by doing everything in your power to avoid being one;

If you hate activist judges because they have personal agendas – well, unless they follow yours;

If you can work the word ‘liberals’ into a commiseration at a funeral;

If you think this is a Christian Nation because every reference to Jesus in the Constitution is just like him – invisible;

Welcome to the theocracy. The GOP: The official sponsor of the apocalypse. Repent and reload.

(via Joe. My. God.)

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