Missouri Rep. Donna Lichtenegger (R-Jackson) must have a thing against secrecy, as she’s just blown the Republican Party’s language code wide open in posting this handy little reason-to-wingnut translation guide on her Facebook wall:
My transcript: (click the [+/-] to open/close →) | [−] |
Due to the large number of jobs moving from California to Texas, Texas has compiled a "Californian to Texan" translation guide
CALIFORNIA TEXAS Arsenal of Weapons Gun Collection Delicate Wetlands Swamp Undocumented Worker Illegal Alien Cruelty-Free Materials Synthetic Fiber Assault and Battery Attitude Adjustment Heavily Armed Well-protected Narrow-minded Righteous Taxes or Your Fair Share Coerced Theft Commonsense Gun Control Gun Confiscation Plot Illegal Hazardous Explosives Fireworks for Stump Removal Nonviable Tissue Mass Unborn Baby Equal Access to Opportunity Socialism Multicultural Community High Crime Area Fairness or Social Progress Marxism Upper Class or "The Rich " Self-Employed Progressive Change Big Government Scheme Homeless or Disadvantaged Bums or Welfare Leeches Sniper Rifle Scoped Deer Rifle Investment For the Future Higher Taxes Healthcare Reform Socialized Medicine Truants Homeschoolers Victim or Oppressed Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing High Capacity Magazine Standard Capacity Magazine Religious Zealot Church-going Reintroduced Wolves Sheep and Deer Killers Fair Trade Coffee Overpriced Yuppie Coffee Exploiters or "The Rich " Employed or Land Owner The Gun Lobby NRA Members Assault WeaponFiscal Stimulus Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine) Same Sex Marriage Legalized Perversion Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs
You know, this really explains so, so much about the GOP’s inner workings. And in so many ways.
Edit (04/10/12 4:35 AM ET) – Added a quick clarification; I mean this post as a swipe at the demagogic Republican Party, not as stereotyping the Texan people at large.
(via Joe. My. God.)
Tags: Donna Lichtenegger • Republicans • California • Texas • wingnuts • wingnuttia • conservatives • conservatism