BREAKING: Syrian lesbian blogger Amina Addalla [pictured] (“A Gay Girl in Damascus”) reportedly kidnapped, allegedly by hostile political faction. | UPDATE: (06/12/11 5:03 PM) Hoax.
(via Joe. My. God.)
Florida woman arrested for marijuana possession. Turns out it out sage. That the cops never bothered to test before dragging her into court. (All charges have since been dropped.)
Cool: AARP launches LGBT pride website for seniors.
Sen. Rick “frothy mix of lube and fecal matter” Santorum declares presidential candidacy.
The new most trusted name in news: More people watch Jon Stewart’s debunkings of Fox News than Fox itself.
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