As is so often the case, all you can really do is point and laugh (which is always preferable to despair):
What glorious imbeciles. That is not common sense. That is pure malignant stupidity, the sort that makes it increasingly difficult to understand how humanity as a species could have survived and prospered with intellectual dead weights like these two dragging it down.
Kudos to miss Iscariot for the valiant attempt at education, though.