Wee, it r Doomsday! Just over an hour until the Earth starts opening up in my time zone. (Where are all the news reports of the same happening elsewhere across the globe …?)
Democratic and Republican leaders agree to extend PATRIOT Act [pictured] for four more years with “as little debate as possible”. Cuz fuck the Bill of Rights, that’s why.
Oh, joy: WND’s Joseph Farah plans to sue Esquire over obvious satire piece depicting Farah as giving up on his Birther lunacy. This’ll be fun to watch.
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