Last October, New York Supreme Court Judge Paul Wooten single-handedly made my faith in humanity sink by several more notches when he ruled that a six-year-old toddler can be sued for having accidentally knocked over an elderly woman, thereby injuring her, while riding her tricycle back when she was four. Now, The Colbert report has a simultaneously amusing and infuriating take on what’s become the latest depressing trend to grip the ever-floundering American criminal justice system: that of justices authorizing legal action against tots because … well, because they’re little and can’t do anything about it, that’s why. (Makes as much sense as any legal basis they can possibly conjure up.)
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This is yet another one of those times where I’m feeling rather thankful to be living in Canada. Anyone care to join? (We got superior beer and poutine and stuff.)