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So, who’s up for some sanity tonight?
24-year-old former Joplin, Missouri cop Jonathan White finds out the hard way that it’s legal for him to love and marry a 17-year-old girl, but not to possess naked images of her. Yet another example of incoherent laws screwing people around.
(via The Agitator)
New York Supreme Court Judge rules that a 6-year-old can be sued. For hitting an elderly woman … with her tricycle. … when she was 4. Okay, fuck this, I’m getting the hell off this planet.
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