Daily Blend: Saturday, October 30, 2010

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So, who’s up for some sanity tonight?

• 24-year-old former Joplin, Missouri cop Jonathan White finds out the hard way that it’s legal for him to love and marry a 17-year-old girl, but not to possess naked images of her. Yet another example of incoherent laws screwing people around.
  (via The Agitator)

• “Broke Guy Faces $2,000 Fine for Collecting Recyclables”
  (via The Agitator)

• New York Supreme Court Judge rules that a 6-year-old can be sued. For hitting an elderly woman … with her tricycle. … when she was 4. Okay, fuck this, I’m getting the hell off this planet.

• And the Troll of the Year award goes to whatever magnificent chap submitted this initiative (#1069) for the 2010 Washington State ballot.
  (via @todayspolitics)

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Tags: Jonathan White • child porn • age of consent • Anthony McCorkle • New York Supreme Court • children • Paul Wooten • Juliet Breitman • Jacob Kohn • Claire Menagh • trolling • Washington • funny • tapeworms