Did you know that President Barack Obama is now on trial for being a dirty secret Muslim traitor terrorist-abettor … thingy? He has to be – there’s a website to prove it!:
A-yup. The terminally idiotic Birther movement’s attempts at incriminating Obama with charges ranging from ineligibility to full-blown treason, efforts that had previously had taken the form of those hilariously pathetic “citizen grand juries”, have finally culminated in this, the pinnacle of kookery and crankery: an official trial! … of sorts. Here’s all you need to know about this travesty:
With thousands of spectators expecting to attend, Dr. James Manning's 'trial of the century' of Barack Obama on charges of treason, fraud, and sedition begins tomorrow morning at 9 AM in New York City.
Co-defendants in the trial are Columbia University and the CIA.
In the last days of the run-up to the trial, Manning revealed that he has sources in government that will testify against Obama, Columbia, and the CIA. He also reported explosive information that Barack Obama has used upwards of 20 different Social Security numbers during his life.
Witnesses are expected to testify at the trial that Barack Obama was never a student at Columbia University, although he received a degree from the school. Dr. Manning claims that Columbia, therefore, is an accomplice to fraud.
Other witnesses are expected to testify that Obama fails the Constitutional test for Presidential eligibility due to the fact that his father was a British subject at the time of his birth and his mother was not old enough to confer citizenship when he was born.
A dramatic new revelation, however, may serve to re-emphasize the importance of the trial. The state of Hawaii, according to sources, did NOT accept his birth registration that was filed, despite issuing a 'statement of live birth.'
This could mean that although the state issued a certification of live birth (which is NOT a 'birth certificate'), the process for filing for an official birth certificate in 1961 was never completed and was thus not accepted by state officials.
Ooh, “thousands of spectators” … “trial of the century” … lookit, it even takes place in New York City! That’s gotta be official, right? Right?
Honestly, this deserves little more than a bit of derision, regardless of whatever bullshit “evidence” they’ve distorted or fabricated to support their wild claims. What’s especially amusing is the lengths at which they went to make this particular farce of a trail as big and official-sounding as they could, as though any of it held any shred of credibility. It gives me a certain amount of derisive and vindictive joy to imagine the near-certain outcome of this: crash and burn.
Oh, how beautiful that will be.
(via The Agitator)