So you wake up to find your newly installed monitors are screwing up beyond comprehension, your Internet connection is hell-bent on driving you raving mad, you’ve forgotten half the things you wanted to do, and of course, your cat is meowing after you like she’s got a firecracker up her ass only without any real reason. What to do …?
Jeffrey D. Perry, who was responsible for two scandals involving illegal strip-searches of teenage girls as a police sergeant in the early ’90s, is now running for Congress (as a R-Mass.).
Did you know bats engage in fellatio – during intercourse? Did you also know that, apparently, if you use such a disturbing argument in a debate on “natural sexuality” in school, you could get sanctioned? So much for free speech and the use of scientific arguments in a discussion. Be sure to sign that petition. (You know I did.) Once again, whiners and pearl-clutchers: no-one has the right not to be offended. You can either respond, or leave.
Right-wing blogger Caleb Howe, who recently stirred a (rightful) storm of outrage after mocking Roger Ebert’s cancer, claims he’s mellowed and apologizes. So he’s a bit less despicable, but certainly not forgiven. I don’t care how drunk and angry you are: you don’t mock cancer victims. Ever. That crosses the line.
I’m amazed it even lasted this long.
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