Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Will all the lunatics line up for the presidential elections, please ...

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My, how God has influence over the fools and kooks, even to the point where he could direct them to launch presidential campaigns. First with Michele Bachmann, now Hannity is also announcing that he'll run for president – if God tells him to, of course.

Egged on by radio colleague Bill Cunningham, Hannity said he would consider entering the front lines of the political fray if God directs him.

"I've never made a decision in my life without - whatever destiny God has you've got to fulfill it," he said. "I'm not sure that's my destiny."

Hannity would make a formidable candidate, with the likability of Reagan, good looks and strong convictions. He's also a polished communicator and knows the issues inside out.

You can credit that last bit of idiocy about Hannity having the slightest idea what he's blabbering about most of the time to the fact that it's a WorldNutDaily article, but the rest is definitely interesting. So, we have Palin, Bachmann, and now Hannity who claim they'll run for president as soon as their tyrant in the sky gives them the thumbs-up ...

Man, blogging fodder just never stops coming from the loonisphere, does it?

Just for fun, hinschelwood commented at Ed Brayton's post on the subject with a very neat little poem:

Ode to Sean Hannity
by John Cleese

Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You're a profanity
Hannity

(via Dispatches from the Culture Wars)

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