Saturday, December 29, 2012

I don’t want any cake for my birthday

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Fine Italian food
My birthday present

I don’t really care for cake, to be honest. I will take some fine Italian food, though, ’cause that’s what I’ll be enjoying as we celebrate the fact that I am now legally allowed to get wasted on a park bench. (Or would be, were I an American. I’ve actually been allowed to do that for three years, now.)

I do expect lots of presents, though! (Seriously, a new colander would be hot. Freaking sticky noodles.)