Thursday, July 12, 2012

Katie Holmes leaves Scientology for more “conventional” lunacy

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Bible and prayer beads
Pictured: “Colourful brand of magical batshittery”

Oh, if this doesn’t have “Bill Donohue bait” written all over it:

KATIE Holmes has left the world of Scientology for a more normal type of bullshit by experimenting with Catholicism.


Holmes said: “I was worried that after all those years of Hubbardism or whatever it’s called, believing in things that require evidence straight away might be like a 300-pound woman trying to run the New York marathon.

“I’m starting with the Pope and all his colourful brand of magical batshittery, then gradually working my way back to normality.

“I’ll hopefully be moving onto being a Methodist by the end of next year as they’re just slightly mental and a bit mean-spirited rather than tits-out crazy.”

Don’t miss the last line in the article. So true, even a Scientologist will agree.

(via Friendly Atheist)