Why they *really* oppose same-sex marriage

If only it were this simple to get them to admit it:

My transcript: (click the [+/-] to open/close →)

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MAN: I’m against same sex marriage.

PIG: On what basis?

MAN: ’Cause traditional marriage is one man and one woman. The Bible says so.

PIG: Actually, King Solomon had 700 wives.

PIG: And traditional marriage according to Deuteronomy means that a man who rapes a woman must marry her, so try again.

MAN: I think gay people are icky.

PIG: There you go.

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Tags: The Atheist Pig • Bible • gay marriage • same-sex marriage • marriage equality • Christianity • homophobia