Jesus & Mo try to simplify the Quran

In which Jesus takes the Thomas Jefferson approach to the Islamic holy book:

My transcript: (click the [+/-] to expand/collapse →)

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[PANEL 1]

JESUS: You know how Thomas Jefferson cut out all the dross from the Bible to produce his own edited version? I’m doing the same with the Koran

[PANEL 2]

MOHAMMAD: I must admit the Angel Jibrail repeated himself quite a lot

JESUS: Take a look. I’ve printed it out for you

[PANEL 3]

MOHAMMAD: Just one sheet?

JESUS: I think I’ve captured its essence

[PANEL 4]

SHEET:

THE HOLY KORAN

This is true

Allah is great and merciful

Those who believe this will be rewarded

Disbelievers will burn

This is really true

Seriously – they will burn

JESUS: It’s still a bit repetitious

Guess you just can’t really simplify something with a content of 99% pure dross.

(via Friendly Atheist)

Tags: Jesus and Mo • Koran • Quran • Islam