Sunday, September 18, 2011

Obama proposes new rich tax!

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President Barack Obama
Taxer-in-Chief Barack HUSSEIN Obama

Socialist commie-chief President Barack HUSSEIN Obama now wants the U.S.’s most prosperous job creators to shell out their hard-earned monetary essence in his ever-ongoing mission to turn the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave into a new Nazi-Soviet totalitarian regime:

President Barack Obama is expected to seek a new base tax rate for the wealthy to ensure that millionaires pay at least at the same percentage as middle income taxpayers.

A White House official said the proposal would be included in the president's proposal for long term deficit reduction that he will announce Monday. The official spoke anonymously because the plan has not been officially announced.

Obama is going to call it the "Buffett Rule" for Warren Buffett, the billionaire investor who has complained that rich people like him pay a smaller share of their income in federal taxes than middle-class taxpayers.

Oh, sure, he’s naming his new job-creator-gouging fatwa after that selfish socialist who’s unhappy about being “coddled […] by a billionaire-friendly Congress”. I bet he eats kittens, too. Lousy super-rich poopyhead.

Of course, though, if there’s one thing that can reassure the Free and Brave in the U.S., it’s that unlike all those rich socialist commmies across Europe, there’s no way the job protectors in Congress will ever let their illegally elected Hussein-in-Chief ram his wealth-redistributory dongle down the American people’s vulnerable throats. So, sleep safe, people. Your Dear President can’t hurt you with taxing the obscenely rich to help the economy. Ever.

(via @todayspolitics)