It nearly killed me, but I finally reposted all seven posts that were removed (and haven’t yet reappeared) during the Blogger team’s attempt at fixing a global systems failure. As for now, I hereby reserve the right to punch a kitten if any more posts go offline.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, those ruddy dancing pygmies are once again threatening to kidnap my computer, so I think it’s time I went to bed. Night, all.
Forget the pygmies. This is what I’ll be dreaming of, instead:
You just know the dog did that on purpose. Kicking vindication!
Okay, now: Sleep. For realz.