|Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi|
From Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, dismissing continued reports of him accompanying underaged girls to parties:
'As always, I work without interruption and if occasionally I happen to look a beautiful girl in the face, it's better to like beautiful girls than to be gay,' he told a meeting at a motorcycle industry show in Milan.
Because the best way to address suspicions of inappropriate relations with underaged girls is to glibly deride gays. Both logical and classy.