Torture at Abu Ghraib = sickening. Torture at Guantanamo Bay = patriotic. My decoder ring is no match for this.
Alvin Greene [pictured] for President? Seriously, someone show him to a TV set or something.
And my hope for humanity just keeps waning.
Yep, some scientists apparently thought it was time to huddle down and study how cats drink water without getting their chins wet.
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