Daily Blend: Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Ashlea Monigatti (16) Obviously, the very personification of “fat chick”, no?

God, I’m lonely. … Oh, right, I’m supposed to be tough. Um … yarr!

• Thug cop Jeff Overcash from Fort Lauderdale PD harangues a man for rolling his eyes at Overcash following an idiotic display of bravado, then later arrests the man when he tries to file a complaint.

• New study shows that voters are influenced less by analysis of candidates’ policies and (much) more by how charismatic they are. Truly a ground-breaking revelation, that.

• You really gotta wonder how Christians claim to know so much about Heaven and Hell if they’ve never been there (and never will).

• Schadenfreudelicious: Australian (Anti)Vaccination Network gets its ass chewed out by a governmental investigation, formally labeled as an antivaccination group and ordered to openly declare their antivax leanings whenever trying to spread (mis)information. Goddamn, that’s gotta hurt.

• The United States is divided by God – literally.

• There are two types of TMIs (Too Much Information): Either it’s private and improper to share, or it’s just pointless beyond human comprehension.

• A sizeable collection of the BP oil spill photos you the government doesn’t want you to see.
  (via @BPGlobalPR)

• Fox “News” legal analyst Andrew Napolitano went on with Ralph Nader and openly said that there’s “overwhelming” evidence that what Bush, Cheney & co. “participated in criminal conspiracies” that were “blatantly unconstitutional” and that they “absolutely should have been indicted”. Man with dead contract walking.
  (via @todayspolitics)

• 16-year-old Ashlea Monigatti ^[pictured] disqualified from Australia’s Next Top Model for being “too big” at 32-24-34 and goddamn she’s fucking gorgeous. Or, why I support finding anyone who supports these stupid shows and slapping them.
  (via Fark)

• Pahrump, Nevada sheriff’s attempt to charge a district attorney accused of diverting public funds goes slightly awry when the DA refuses to charge himself with any crimes. No, not making that up.
  (via Fark)

• 6 Things From History Everyone Pictures Incorrectly. Features blinding pyramids, feathery lizards and Chinesus.
  (via Fark)

• Why, I’ll bet Barry even has the gall to actually fall asleep at night. How dare he rest on his laurels so!
  (via Fark)

• When they retire, most people play cards or watch boring TV shows. This man built his own freaking personal subway. PWNed.
  (via Fark)

• In the midst of California’s new pertussis/whooping cough epidemic, the logical way to protect your 5½-month-old daughter is with proper vaccination herbs, homeopathy and chiropractic.
  (via Fark)

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