Daily Blend: Monday, June 28, 2010

“Pizza cone”

That thing is ghastly desecration of a sacred food, I tell you. →

• Let’s get one thing straight: I love pizza, and I wouldn’t touch that thing [pictured] if my life depended on it.
  (via The Agitator)

• So according to Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer (R), most illegal immigrants entering Arizona are doing so as drug mules. You know, I’m not sure which she needs to do more: to shut up or to get a clue.
  (via The Agitator)

• Alarming statistic of the day: 72% (36/50) of Guantanamo Bay detainees who have obtained just a minimal amount of due process in court have been found innocent and released. Considering how only 50 detainees have had a chance at due process at Gitmo, how many innocents do you figure there must be in total?
  (via The Agitator)

• Cops: Even in Canada, they’re reliably true to form.
  (via @todayspolitics)

• “Despite the popularity of abstinence-only meal programs in schools across the country, the study found that children who were provided with no food at lunch and cautioned against eating at an early age were no less likely to become overweight than those who were provided with a well-rounded nutritional education.”
  (via @todayspolitics)

• If only I’d known this. Oh, the tests I would’ve saved.

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