Screw pandas, this is Kung-Fu Bear

This just-short-of-literally unbelievable footage was shot at a zoo in Hiroshima, Japan. Note that contrary to what every single atom in your body will be screaming at you, this is not, in any way, a fake. That’s an actual bear actually playing majorette with a bamboo stick. Talk about bringing a whole new world of meaning to “gotta see it to believe it”.

So they’re training bears with deadly weapons now … Okay, that’s it, we’re officially screwed.

(Also, is my mind just exceptionally perverted, or did he just give himself a bit of a special finish …?)

(via Wolfblade’s Journal)