Friday, April 16, 2010

Badass Quote of the Day: Jon Stewart said it best

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From the April 15 broadcast of The Daily Show:

My transcript of the relevant excerpt:

STEWART: By the way, the anti-generalizers at Fox want you to know that generalizing is the least of the liberals’ problems.

[Begin montage of anti-liberal propaganda quotes from Fox News anchors and guests]

CAL THOMAS: The Left in this country is invested in American defeat in Iraq.
BERNIE GOLDBERG: Liberals see just about everything through the prism of race.
GLENN BECK: The Left always paints Christians as hate-mongers.
BILL O’REILLY: The far-Left does not want the USA to defeat terrorism.
SEAN HANNITY: The only type of dissent that the Left tolerates is their own.
[Uncertain]: The Left really wants to just go nationalizing the banks.
LAURA INGRAHAM: This is what liberals do: they’re always trying to expand government.
HANNITY: The liberals and socialists wanna give everybody everything they want.
O’REILLY: They want Washington to have as much power over you as possible.
[Uncertain]: Liberals don’t have five kids. One of them has Down’s Syndrome; liberals certainly don’t allow that to happen.

[End montage]

STEWART: [sigh] You know, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: go fuck yourselves.

Pretty much.