He just has to beat several hundred dollars of crap out of you for payback

One for paying the pusher in fake money, the other for actually going to the guy’s house afterwards

As I’ve said before: I know it’s not right to laugh at people getting physically hurt – usually, anyway … but sometimes, it’s just so funny, or else they did something so incredibly stupid to end up that way, that it would be wrong not to feel amused. Such as with this story of an incredibly brainless would-be druggie …

It started as a routine traffic stop in a Wichita neighborhood Thursday evening.

When police pulled over the car they found a 33-year-old man bleeding from the head and telling an unusual story.

The victim said a couple of weeks ago he bought several hundred dollars of crack-cocaine with Monopoly money and now the dealer was ready for pay back.

"The man from whom he had bought the drugs was upset and invited him over to his house and upon arrival struck him in the head several times with a handgun and other people jumped into the fray," said Gordon Bassham with the Wichita Police Department.

The victim was able to get away and escape serious injury.

Again: when you do something that’s this colossally stupid – be it nagging a biker gang for wearing leather, or as now, paying a pusher in Monopoly money – you just deserve to get smacked around a bit. I mean, come on. Darwin’s gotta be facepalming in his coffin, right about now.

(via Fark)