Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Yahtzee doesn’t like the Old Testament God’s view on sex

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Oh, how I love Zero Punctuation, from the brilliantly twisted machiavellian mind of Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw. And quotes like these symbolize why:

The Divine Comedy really does paint God as little bit “two choir boys short of a [?] racket”, if all that Old Testament business didn’t already tip you off. ‘Hey!’ says God. ‘I’ve made it so it feels really, really good to stick certain body parts together and jiggle them around, and hardwired your brain to want to do it pretty much 24/7 between the ages of 13 and 70. But if you actually do it without a special permission slip from the Church, then I’m going to light you on fire.’ And that’s just in Purgatory.

That’s some good blasphemy. And it works even better with the video. Speaking of which, watch it, here. [Warning: mild NSFW language]

Admit it – now you’re hooked, too.