Saturday, January 30, 2010

They had to dig under Sarah Palin ’cuz she could see them from her house, see

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If there’s a reason I enjoy reading Ed Brayton’s blog, Dispatches From the Culture Wars, it’s that other than the actual news and his remarkably knowledgeable and trenchant take on said matters, it’s always a reliable source where crazy (particularly in the realms of conspiracy theories) is discovered and brought forth for all to gaze, gasp and laugh at. In this case, we have a far-right loon’s website that’s just chock-full of these ever-so-entertaining purported shadowy schemes, including this one about … well, just read it.

Both Russian sources and US military have confirmed a huge military tunnel beneath the BERING STRAIT, linking SIBERIA with ALASKA

No, it was not DUG out, but BORED OUT using nuclear power that melted it's way through solid rock, six miles a day.

If you thought that sounded insane, wait ’til you come across the fuller detailing of this … “secret plan”:

The SHADOW GOVERNMENT and the MANY nations behind the scenes who hope to get a "PIECE OF THE PIE" AS AMERICA IS DIVIDED UP, her Constitution and sovereignty rescinded, her Patriotic and religious freedom fighters rounded up or killed off, sent to the camps Bolshevik communist style, to be tortured and killed as NWO resisters […]

But since I know that the Kings of the East will be coming to America down through Alaska and Canada it is easy to see that it is more than likely true. This article also says (see above link) that there are already 200,000 foreign troops massing in the Bering Strait area which is not unusual.

It is also common knowledge to those who 'have ears that hear and eyes that see' that there are at least 100,000 Mexican troops on America's southern border with Mexico under the guise of fighting a drug war. I believe the drug war is being used as a distraction to cover up the fact that the Mexican troops and other nations troops stationed down there will be used to strike at the belly of America at the appointed time […]

In the two short videos below they talk about guillotines that are now secretly being stored here in America. I've been hearing stories about these guillotines for many years now. This video report says that these guillotines are now and have been stored in America for quite some time. Also according to this video these guillotines will be used to decapitate Christians and others who do not go along with the New World Order.

As everyone knows, there comes a point where such abundant levels of condensed crazy bypass confusion and incredulity, and leave us feeling simply amused.

However, for me, much of this mirth vanishes with the sobering realization that some people actually believe in this shit. (At least religions are mostly based on plausible deniability.)

(via Dispatches From the Culture Wars)