We have a new candidate for Worst Website Evar …

Enter the eye-bleeding, brain-melting, skin-crawling abomination that is the campaign website for George Hutchins, who is running for Congress in North Carolina. Tell me if you can guess which party he’s running for?

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Believe me, you probably don’t wanna see any more than that. Your screen will crack. Blood will drain out from your ears. Your hair will go white. You get the idea.

Check out Ed Brayton’s great rebuke to some (not all, which is impossible) of the insane – and I do not use this word lightly: Hutchins is, quite assuredly, deranged – claims this man makes on this waste of pixels and bandwidth. (Should we just start calling wastes of bandwidth, “badwidth”?)

(via Dispatches From the Culture Wars)