Palin may have chosen her potential running mate for 2012 …

Despite personally denying that she has any plans to run for President during the 2012 elections, we all know Sarah Palin to be far too large a media whore to pass up such an opportunity to splash her face, name and nonsense as far and wide as she can. But now, she has made a revelation that promises to give every Democrat (and intelligent person in general) wet-dreams for years to come: for a potential running mate, she has chosen … wait for it …

Glenn Beck.

Oh, dear God. It’s the craziness match from Heaven.

Palin chuckled when asked about the possibility of a Palin/Beck ticket and said, "I can envision a couple of different combinations, if ever I were to be in a position to really even seriously consider running for anything in the future, and I'm not there yet. But Glenn Beck I have great respect for. He's a hoot. He gets his message across in such a clever way. And he's so bold – I have to respect that. He calls it like he sees it, and he's very, very, very effective."

So … she would want Glenn Beck as her running mate, as the other half of her presidential campaign equation, because … he’s a “hoot”. And he’s “bold”. And is “clever” and “effective” in hosting a TV and radio show that does nothing more than spout paranoia, conspiracy theories and demagoguery.

Somehow, I just don’t think Sarah Failin’ understands why the political world simply doesn’t take her seriously, but even then … God, I may have to convert to Christianity just to be able to pray and pray that this gets done and that the Palin-Beck campaign is set afoot. What a glorious day that would be, when every single moderate conservative is finally exiled from the GOP, the Democrats become the prevailing force, and the world sees just what a show of clownery the Republican party has become.

(via @todayspolitics)
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