Speaking of assholes getting their comeuppance …

Sometimes, making a little mistake can set you back a long way. For example: a bunch of Somali pirates attacked a vessel they imagined was a commercial boat. Unfortunately for them, it turns out the ship they were assaulting, from their two pathetic little skiffs, was actually a French navy vessel.

As they would say …

Oops!

The cowards tried to flee, yet after an hour-long chase, the French refueling ship was able to capture five of them alive. Let’s see how severely punished they’ll be – not only for being terrorist bandits, but mostly for their insultingly stupid mistake: if you’re gonna attack someone, at least make sure you actually know who you’re shooting at. Sheesh.