Wednesday, October 14, 2009

The Bible in one sentence, via Urban Dictionary

By Joé McKen at 5:48 PM ET | »

I know many of you will probably already have seen this, but seriously, I laugh every time.

Bible
A tremendous book that cultivates the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Aahhh …

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