Just how patriotic are you? Take this quiz from This Modern World and find out!
Sure, it's been done before, but it's still fun.
I flunked every single question ... if answering just one with a "no" means you're not a True American" (and let's disregard the fact that I'm Canadian here, just for a moment) ... does failing them all mean you should be deported to Pluto?
(via Forever in Hell)