How the hell can it be this hot this early in the year? This can’t bode well.
Who made the “bad choices” here: the model high-schooler [pictured] who created a tiny pop in a bottle by mixing chemicals in an experiment*, or the dumbass school and police officials who got her expelled, arrested and are dragging her to court for “possession/discharge of a weapon”?
Better yet: The school then respond to criticism by declaring that “there are consequences to actions”. Indeed, and those consequences are that students will refrain from ever exhibiting any curiosity or scientific interest at Florida’s Bartow High School in order to avoid violating their ridiculous zero-tolerance policy.
Wait, hydrogen peroxide doesn’t work? Dammit, Cracked, stop exploding my beliefs.