Wait, there’s still time for the world to end yet!
Meanwhile, it turns out that the Obama administration’s surveillance program is even worse than under Bush & co., to absolutely no-one-who’s-been-paying-attention’s surprise.
Pro-gun lobby blames Newtown massacre on gun-free zones, media, movies, videogames, music, gun safety advocates, President Obama, hurricanes, terrorism
Better yet, the NRA wants “an active national database of the mentally ill”; sensible people everywhere pop an aneurysm.
In lighter news, contrary to expectations, it seems that 2012 was the best year overall in human history (so far!).
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