Is it just me, or does Bill Donohue [pictured] sound even more childishly petulant than usual?
The American Family Association is all verklempt that a Pennsylvania high school hockey league is no longer “promoting patriotism and love of country” by eliminating the National Anthem over budgeting issues.
What If: a 100-foot-wide diamond meteor hit the Earth at the speed of light? (Prognosis: Even worse than I guessed.)
And finally, here’s a lilliputian Leporidae enjoying some Daucus carota:
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