Christine O’Donnell presents more terrible conservative rap

It looks like failed Senate candidate Christine “not a witch” O’Donnell has a brilliant idea for turning young voters against President Obama: More aggressively bad conservative rap!

Lyrics: (click the [+/-] to open/close →)

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He's the 6 trillion dollar man
Hope and Change, it was a scam
Every baby born, owing 50 Grand
To Uncle Sam
You didn't build that, You didn't build that
That's Obama Style
You didn't build that, You didn't build that
That's Obama Style
6 trillion dollar man
Doesn't have a budget plan
Basic economics, is something he doesn't understand
You didn't build that, You didn't build that
That's Obama style
You didn't build that, You didn't build that
That's Obama Style

Verse 1

You're telling me he's leading, I'll just tell you, you are blind
During his term, he's golfed over a hundred times
Taken sixty one vacations, is he is out of his mind?
And he's bowing to Saudi Kings, he must be outta of his spine
He's demonizing success with pay your fair share
Which is pure hypocrisy, he's a multi millionaire
Don't you dare claim you built a business from scratch
Because as the ole Obama saying goes, you didn't build that
See he's King George and we compose the colonies
When terrorists attack, he issues them apologies
Added trillions to the debt, cause that's Obama policy
Says be your brother's keeper, but won't help his own in poverty
He's putting off the debt on the backs of your children
Can't create a net job, but promised two million
Obamacare raises taxes by 500 billion
We got to vote him out, if we want the country healing

Chorus X2

He's the 6 trillion dollar man
Hope and Change, it was a scam
Every baby born, owing 50 Grand
To Uncle Sam
You didn't build that, You didn't build that
That's Obama Style
You didn't build that, You didn't build that
That's Obama Style
6 trillion dollar man
Doesn't have a budget plan
Basic economics, is something he doesn't understand
You didn't build that, You didn't build that
That's Obama style
You didn't build that, You didn't build that
That's Obama Style

Spreading the wealth, is absolutely not charity
You really want America, with shared propserity?
That means what you earn, you don't get to keep
He's say were going forward, (Off a cliff) yeah leap
But he's a collectivist, so what can you expect
He wants you to sign your check over to the IRS
Biden's countless gaffes are mind numbing to observe
He spelled out JOBS as a three letter word
Obama doesn't like to lead, he'd rather be dancing
40 grand a plate banquets up at Clooney's mansion
See Clint Eastwood made this very evident
Every time you see an empty chair, you see the President
When you're going to get gas, don't you feel you're getting robbed?
Well the keystone pipeline is a shovel ready job
And I'm so tired of this Barack's a hero drama
Seal Team Six got Osama, Not Obama

Chorus X2

He's the 6 trillion dollar man
Hope and Change, it was a scam
Every baby born, owing 50 Grand
To Uncle Sam
You didn't build that, You didn't build that
That's Obama Style
You didn't build that, You didn't build that
That's Obama Style
6 trillion dollar man
Doesn't have a budget plan
Basic economics, is something he doesn't understand
You didn't build that, You didn't build that
That's Obama style
You didn't build that, You didn't build that
That's Obama Style

Verse 3

This is the Obama nation, that we're living in
50,000 dollars of debt, per citizen
23,000 million Americans out of job
The door of opportunity, it needs a new knob
He spent 5.4 trillion, so remember this fall
If we reelect Obama, there's no future at all
Cut the spending now, oh yeah and before I forget
Young Americans have to pay back that national debt

Chorus X4

He's the 6 trillion dollar man
Hope and Change, it was a scam
Every baby born, owing 50 Grand
To Uncle Sam
You didn't build that, You didn't build that
That's Obama Style
You didn't build that, You didn't build that
That's Obama Style
6 trillion dollar man
Doesn't have a budget plan
Basic economics, is something he doesn't understand
You didn't build that, You didn't build that
That's Obama style
You didn't build that, You didn't build that
That's Obama Style

Of course, the lyrics (if you can bear either hearing or reading them) are little more than a smorgasbord of bullshit Right-wing talking points, not that you’d even need to pay them any attention to figure that out. Because barring anything resembling facts or cogent arguments on their side, what else do these people have?

Of course, that’s just an addendum to the larger point, which is that conservatives need to stop rapping. They really, truly and simply can’t do it. It’s crappy enough at the best of times, but these talentless hacks have managed to turn bad music into a form of torture that would make Dick Cheney blush.

(via Joe. My. God.)