Sarah Palin shocked that someone attacked a nobody like her

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin, who’s never seen a TV camera she hasn’t thrown herself in front of or an issue she couldn’t bloviate cluelessly about, is all rustled up that Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) dared to mention her (and disapprovingly, no less) during the Democratic National Convention:

"I think he diminished himself by even mentioning my name," Palin told [Fox News’s Neil] Cavuto. "How does he even know my name? I mean, aren't these guys supposed to be these bigwig elites who don't waste their time on the little people like me?"

For the love of all things alleged to be holy, someone give this woman a blank wall to project on, stat! She’s spent the better part of the last five years doing everything in her power to keep herself and her ridiculous family on the airwaves for as long as possible, cycling from TV show to failed reality TV show, not to mention her regular appearances on Fox News (incidentally where she made these moronic comments). And that’s not including the fact that it all began when she was, y’know, a vice-presidential running mate during the most frenzied election circus in decades. There might’ve been some people who heard of you during that time, Sarah, even if they’ve somehow missed your obsession with making a pathetic spectacle of yourself and those around you ever since.

But yeah, how dare those meany-pants Democrats even mention poor little ol’ her?

(via @todayspolitics)

Tags: Sarah Palin • John Kerry • Democrats