One of my first orders of business should I ever find myself at the helm of my own country would be to institute a basic rational litmus test for citizens to be allowed to vote. And recent Public Policy Polling findings reveal that a minimum of approximately 18.7 million Americans would thus be ineligible to let their breathtaking cluelessness contaminate my precious hypothetical nation’s political scene, if Ohio voters are anything to judge by:
Then again, I’m not sure that having 96.6 million potential voters be unable to decide between reality and fantasy is much better.
(via Political Irony)
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