|Judge Vanessa Bryant|
Yet another Bush-appointed federal judge [pictured] strikes yet another blow against the Defense of Marriage Act.
Did you know that God sent the (nonexistent) Flood because civilization allowed gay marriage back then? Yeah, I still don’t.
Dammit, Cracked.com just gave me nightmares for a month.
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