Republican atheist S.E. Cupp [pictured]: “Crazy, militant atheists” rated Obama unfavorably on secularism! Also, you shouldn’t vote for presidential candidates who don’t believe in God. (Exactly why is this self-loathing idiot trotted out as a representative of godless folk?)
Intelligent Design Creationists are vewy angwy at Wikipedia for continually removing their bogus anti-evolution claims from science articles.
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