Wednesday, May 09, 2012

Fox Nation reacts: Obama “declares war on marriage”!

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Well that was fast…er than usual. Approximately five seconds after I published that previous post, this was the front page of Fox Nation:

Fox Nation front page with headline: “OBAMA FLIP FLOPS, DECLARES WAR ON MARRIAGE”

Really? Odd, I must have missed the bit where he suddenly stood up, kicked ABC’s Robin Roberts in the face, smeared some grit under his eyes, pulled out a Kalashnikov and growled at the camera, “Time to divorce this country from marriage … permanently!”

Unless that didn’t actually happen. I don’t think the goonies at Fox can actually tell.

(via @mmfa)