Friday, February 24, 2012

Top 20 “unbearable”, “anti-Christian” movies of 2011?

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It’s awards season, indeed! The hilariously pearl-clutching Christian film review site Movieguide has released (and crank repository WorldNetDaily is naturally promoting) its “20 most ‘unbearable’ movies of 2011”, selected because of varying levels of alleged “anti-Christian”, “anti-God” and “anti-human” (wuh?) sentiments found within (at least by the fundy eye). Take a look and determine which titles you should watch next:

Chart:’s “20 most ‘unbearable’ movies of 2011”

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1. Vile, Vulgar & Anti-Christian Award "Red State" Worst Ultimate Christian Bashing
2. Slimy Pornification Award "Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star" Worst Promotion of Pornography
3. Abhorrent Sexcapade Award " A Good Old Fashioned Orgy" Worst Promotion of Orgies
4. Lurid Transgender Abuse Award "The Skin I Live In" Worst Sex Change Revenge
5. Environmentalist Hysteria Award "Happy Feet Two" Worst Radical Environmentalism, Magical Thinking, & Same-Sex Partnerships
6. Boring, Degrading, Offensive and Lewd Award "Shame" Worst Pornographic Portrait of a Sex Addict
7. Loud & Proud Homosexual Activism Award "Beginners" Worst Anti-Christian, Homosexual Agenda
8. Ludicrous Lying about Shakespeare & Queen Elizabeth Award "Anonymous" Worst Revisionist Artistic History
9. Politically Correct Pagan Hedonism Award "The Hangover 2" Worst Debauchery
10. Anti-Christian Liberal Perversion Award "Pariah" Worst Lesbian Anti-Christian Mother Movie
11. All the Villains Are White Christians Award "Straw Dogs" Worst PC Agitprop
12. Promoting an Immoral, Abhorrent, Atheist Worldview Award "Paul" Worst Atheistic, Libertine Bigotry
13. Tortured Homosexual Fantasy Award "Albert Nobbs" Worst Cross Dressing Perversion
14. Foul-mouthed, Sex-Obsessed Teenagers Award "Dirty Girl" Worst Corruption of Teenagers
15. Lying About The Police Award "Rampart" Worst Politically Correct Police Portrayal
16. Most Despicable Holiday Comedy Award "A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas" Worst Mockery of Jesus Christ
17. Sick Depravity Award "Hobo With a Shotgun" Worst Depravity, Gory violence & Revenge
18. Left-wing Attack Award "J. Edgar" Worst Scurrilous Portrayal of a Historical Figure
19. Satanic Witchcraft Enticement Award "Paranormal Activity 3" Worst Movie Leading Children to the Occult
20. Lewd Sendup of Heroic Fantasy Award "Your Highness" Worst Stoner Mockery of Quests

How’s that for a viewing list? I haven’t seen any of the flicks on there – I need to work on fixing that straightaway. (Though I still won’t watch Paranormal Activity 3, no matter how much of a “recommendation” it gets.)

(via Right Wing Watch)