It’s awards season, indeed! The hilariously pearl-clutching Christian film review site Movieguide has released (and crank repository WorldNetDaily is naturally promoting) its “20 most ‘unbearable’ movies of 2011”, selected because of varying levels of alleged “anti-Christian”, “anti-God” and “anti-human” (wuh?) sentiments found within (at least by the fundy eye). Take a look and determine which titles you should watch next:
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1. | Vile, Vulgar & Anti-Christian Award | "Red State" | Worst Ultimate Christian Bashing |
2. | Slimy Pornification Award | "Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star" | Worst Promotion of Pornography |
3. | Abhorrent Sexcapade Award | " A Good Old Fashioned Orgy" | Worst Promotion of Orgies |
4. | Lurid Transgender Abuse Award | "The Skin I Live In" | Worst Sex Change Revenge |
5. | Environmentalist Hysteria Award | "Happy Feet Two" | Worst Radical Environmentalism, Magical Thinking, & Same-Sex Partnerships |
6. | Boring, Degrading, Offensive and Lewd Award | "Shame" | Worst Pornographic Portrait of a Sex Addict |
7. | Loud & Proud Homosexual Activism Award | "Beginners" | Worst Anti-Christian, Homosexual Agenda |
8. | Ludicrous Lying about Shakespeare & Queen Elizabeth Award | "Anonymous" | Worst Revisionist Artistic History |
9. | Politically Correct Pagan Hedonism Award | "The Hangover 2" | Worst Debauchery |
10. | Anti-Christian Liberal Perversion Award | "Pariah" | Worst Lesbian Anti-Christian Mother Movie |
11. | All the Villains Are White Christians Award | "Straw Dogs" | Worst PC Agitprop |
12. | Promoting an Immoral, Abhorrent, Atheist Worldview Award | "Paul" | Worst Atheistic, Libertine Bigotry |
13. | Tortured Homosexual Fantasy Award | "Albert Nobbs" | Worst Cross Dressing Perversion |
14. | Foul-mouthed, Sex-Obsessed Teenagers Award | "Dirty Girl" | Worst Corruption of Teenagers |
15. | Lying About The Police Award | "Rampart" | Worst Politically Correct Police Portrayal |
16. | Most Despicable Holiday Comedy Award | "A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas" | Worst Mockery of Jesus Christ |
17. | Sick Depravity Award | "Hobo With a Shotgun" | Worst Depravity, Gory violence & Revenge |
18. | Left-wing Attack Award | "J. Edgar" | Worst Scurrilous Portrayal of a Historical Figure |
19. | Satanic Witchcraft Enticement Award | "Paranormal Activity 3" | Worst Movie Leading Children to the Occult |
20. | Lewd Sendup of Heroic Fantasy Award | "Your Highness" | Worst Stoner Mockery of Quests |
How’s that for a viewing list? I haven’t seen any of the flicks on there – I need to work on fixing that straightaway. (Though I still won’t watch Paranormal Activity 3, no matter how much of a “recommendation” it gets.)
(via Right Wing Watch)
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