|Card. Francis George|
Dear Fox: Thank you for playing eight minutes of House, then cutting to fucking NASCAR for the rest of the hour. I didn’t really wanna know if the guy who choked on his own tooth lived or not, anyway.
Cardinal Francis “gay activists = Nazis” George [pictured]: Forcing Catholic hospitals to offer contraceptive care like every other hospital is so unfair that they should just shut down instead.
Rush Limbaugh on NASCAR star Danica Patrick’s statement about birth control mandate: “What do you expect from a woman driver?!”
Study: Richer people more likely to act like law-breaking dicks.
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Edit (02/28/12 11:25 AM ET) – Replaced broken link for #4. (Thanks, Skwiver.)