Oh, I get it. All these insanely cutesy videos of baby animals – they’re really just a ploy to get everyone to drop their guard and be reduced to dewy-eyed drivelers so that alien forces can invade us while we’re staring and going “cootsy-coo” at our screens, right? Ha, I knew it.
Oh well, no point in forestalling the inevitable, then. Here’s a video of Faline the baby deer and Boots the kitten, cuddling and nursing each other to the delight of audiences worldwide.
I guess it’s time we welcomed our new extraterrestrial overlords, then. Praise King Goobot!