Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Reassuring Church Sign of the Day

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Promising:

Church sign on truck: “World of God Church & Ministries / Mobile Command Center / SWAT / Soul Winning Advance Team”

Maybe they’ll honk at you rather than break into your home, pelt you with Bibles rather than grenades, and pump you full of dogma rather than pumping your pets full of bullets, and all because you look like a gay atheist rather than someone who might once have come into some indirect contact with a pot plant.

Hey, it’s proven to be such an effective strategy so far, no?

(via Joe. My. God.)

Edit (12/13/11 8:50 PM) – Added supplementary links.