Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Fail Quote Tweet: Bryan Fischer declares end to war on poverty

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Here’s über-bigot Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association, taking some time off from hate-mongering about gays and Muslims to advocate for the end of welfare because the poor apparently don’t exist anymore:

Tweet by Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) [@ 11/16/11 7:20 AM]: “Time to declare victory in war on poverty, shut down welfare. 80% of

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Time to declare victory in war on poverty, shut down welfare. 80% of "poor" have AC, 75% own cars, 2/3 have cable. ow.ly/7vdDv

OMG! Most poor people don’t want to melt in the summer! They drive around in old clunkers! They even watch cable television! Obviously, Fischer’s right – those moochers are getting way too much in government handouts. Anything more than a miserable existence of unending toil and scrounging is clearly living in the lap of luxury. No more food stamps for them!

(via Joe. My. God.)