If caught, the perp is expected to face charges of breaking & entering, burglary, and being such a dick:
To be fair, statistically speaking, the asker is probably trying to watch a number of mind-rotting soaps and reality series, in which case the remote fairy is probably doing their intelligence a favor.
(Isn’t it fun how statistics can excuse virtually anything?)
(via @radleybalko)
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I’m a liberal skeptic, rationalist & third-wave atheist stuck in a rut in Québec, Canada and who spends his time composing, writing, drawing, harboring a layman’s passion for science and technology, getting angry at social injustices, and most of all, jabbing cretins and trolls with sharp pointy sticks. (Oh, and blogging.) Proud owner of a Nize Hat!, an indomitable SIWOTI syndrome and an itchy snark finger.
You can find all my musical, literary and artistic works at my art blog, Creativitas.
![There is probably no [superstition]. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life](http://i933.photobucket.com/albums/ad171/crispianjago/Probably-No.gif "There is probably no [superstition]. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life")
