|Judge Sam Sparks|
Texas District Judge Sam Sparks is on a roll. Last month, he slammed a couple of lawmakers when they tried to interfere in a lawsuit brought on by abortion rights groups against Texas’s new “24-hour sonogram” law, which the lawmakers, themselves, had passed. Not to be daunted, the same legislators tried a second and even a third time to inject their politics into the court proceedings, at which point Judge Sparks lost his patience and ridiculed them and their incompetent lawyer in what was probably the most brilliantly snarky court declaration in recent history.
Well, Judge Sparks apparently thought that this wasn’t enough and now focuses on the humanitarian task of educating the aforementioned hapless lawyer in the basics of law:
I’m really starting to rather like this judge.
UPDATE: Just as I post this, it comes to my attention that Judge Sparks has since cancelled the “kindergarten party” as the “movants” have finally settled. Too bad.